Bocelli Prosecco

Dec 30, 2014 by in Tipsy Tuesday Comments Off on Bocelli Prosecco

Are you a mom who wants to be numbed before her child’s interminable piano recital yet still wishes to pay homage to classical music? Then hold onto your ass because…

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PopSat: Songs 1

Dec 27, 2014 by in PopSat Comments Off on PopSat: Songs 1

Audacity of Huge Simian Mobile Disco As you stand at your penthouse’s 25-foot-tall windows and watch the sun set over Abu Dhabi, you wash down another cocaine oyster with a…

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Scientology Holiday Catalog

Dec 26, 2014 by in Fringe Friday Comments Off on Scientology Holiday Catalog

[Fringe Friday is a weekly examination of the Internet’s id] Scientology is the much-maligned religion that leads people to tranquility, total mastery of their bodies, and telekinetic powers. Though you…

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Matchmaking Site Inquiry

Dec 3, 2014 by in Snowflake Comments Off on Matchmaking Site Inquiry

“Women are often intimidated by my hawt, lithe body which makes it difficult for me to start a conversation with them online, much less meet in person so I can…

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