If Count Chocula lived along the Ringstrasse in the decadence of 1848 Vienna, this is what he would have had the servants pour out for guests: the Brandy Alexander, a double-whammy cocktail for all the alcoholic diabetics out there.
1 part cognac
1 part crème de cacao
1 part fresh cream
Shake all the ingredients over ice and then strain into a cocktail glass. Inject insulin immediately.