Crestfallen Starbucks CEO, Having Failed to Bring About End of Days, Calls Cup Design Team to Office

Nov 10, 2015 by in Satire Comments Off on Crestfallen Starbucks CEO, Having Failed to Bring About End of Days, Calls Cup Design Team to Office

SEATTLE, Wash. – Starbucks Chairman and CEO Howard Schutlz, kneading dark circles under his eyes and fingering a worn pentagram necklace, brought together his corporate design team this Tuesday in…

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